“After carefully stalling to obtain a tie (while earning casualties in the meantime), lineorc Joe rolled double skulls on a 2-die block. Unphazed, he rerolled, only to roll double skulls again. In this manner, the team lost in turn 8 of the 2nd half.

After losing in such a manner, the team was extremely frustrated and decided to kill Joe. I, as coach, intervened on Joe's behalf- arguing that he had had a bad game and that things would improve. However, I had to compromise with the team and let Joe go. The team did not want him as an assistant coach, so I simply fired him.

Later, I learned that the team killed Joe anyway, and ate his pet rats. Oh, well- he had a niggling injury from aging anyway, so I'll just chalk this up to a case of BloodBowl Darwinism. :)”