““Well Bob, how did you see the match tonight?”

“I used my eyes like I always do... idiot”

“It was a great game, no... it was a good game, no... it was a slugfest. Both teams seemed unwilling or unable to pick up the ball and slugged it out. The Sinners seemed outclassed in that department as the team filed out for the game... but what was this? ZUG and THORG walking out side by side in the colours of the Sinners! Yes that wily Sinners coach knew he was outclassed in the line and invested in the services of these two powerful star players. Combined with an ogre of their own surely they would boss the Zealots around?”

“Err, no Bob. It was evenly contested throughout and only a fortuitous Touchdown saw the Sinners seal the victory. The Sinners ogre lasted only a couple of rounds again for the second match running, as he ended up in the Dugout. The Stars did what they were paid for.... and paid for handsomely I might add.”
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