“You can do everything you can to stop a TD, but if the opposing coach rolls, in succession: 4, 6, 6, 5, 4, 4, 4, 5, he's going to score. In the pouring rain. Passing with orcs, catching twice. Dodging. Bah.”
“Blizzard is the best weather to play Mez. Tragically, it changed to pouring rain, but that was ok, since I had mercilessly drilled my brigade in the art of passing in the rain, and picking up the ball, and everything associated with a winning game in fact. Not deterred by the TWO gobbo pitch invasions and the near-death of a useless guy, we romped home to a winning touchdown on the last turn of the game, well done ladz!”
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