“Well Rob did it again. Rob just always seems to leave it all on the pitch. If Rob and Rob had the intensity of Rob this team would truly be a force to be reckoned with. Once again this team showed great physical prowess by winning the casualty battle. Kudos got out to Rob and Rob for that one. The fans were really behind the team all game until a certain player, and I won't mention which one exactly (but his first name is Rob) made an obscene gesture to the crowd. He spent the rest of the game dodging rocks. At this point I'd like to recognize Rob, and Rob for just standing around all game. Rob might have to sit Rob and Rob down and have a word with them about intensity, esp in the face of such dangerous undead opponents. Overall, however, it was another solid win for Rob and the rest of the Rob James Experience.


Until Next Rob,
Rob James
Big Jackass

(oh yeah I'm gonna keep doing this)
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