“From the morning Nurgle Enquirer:

Jokers Put On Defensive Clinic

Despite kicking off first, the Jokers' strong defensive pressure built them a first-half lead.
Receiving in the second half, now sorely undermanned, and at a clear strength disadvantage, the remaining Jokers put on one of the great defensive displays in recent memory. Bending, but never fully breaking, they managed to keep possession for nearly the entire half, until only finally being overcome by the foul stench of the rotters. Though continuing to scrap, the Jokers' visible bout of nausea allowed Shiva's Disciples to recover and push through for a last-second tying touchdown.
Says Coach Sockosensei, "Not since Thermopylae have I witnessed such courage. The result is a poor reflection, as we were certainly beaten on the field of battle. Well met, Celtic-Joker. May you go forth and pillage."”