“[Bob]
Welcome to ESPN Cabalvision: the Beautiful Game! I'm Bob the Builder and here with me is Jimbo Thorpe, here to bring you the football news of the weekend, seven days a week!

[Jimbo]
That's exactly right Bob, and we have quite the game to report to you this week! West Ham Untainted's heroic fall to Wales wasn't what anyone was expecting!

[Bob]
And that's what's interesting about this game Bob, no one expects Wales to win any of their games, but especially against a team like this where the ball handling is just top notch. West Ham has some really excellent strikers, aggressive midfielders, and a reliable backfield, and it's this kind of setup that really wins games.

[Jimbo]
That's right Bob, and as we've said before, Wales has a lot of raw tackling power, but other than that they're really the opposite of West Ham. When you go into a game, you've no idea what anyone will be doing and whether or not they'll succeed. That being said, Wales does bring a lot of speed to the game, and they really controlled the game with it.

[Bob]
You're absolutely right Jimbo, that was really the theme of this game. Time after time we saw the backfield rush around the flanks and isolate the Untainted backfield while the midfield were struggling with the burly Welsh midfield. We did see some exceptional West Ham ball handling once the ball broke through to the midfield, and I really think that if West Ham had managed to get the ball to midfield a few more times they could have had the game.

[Jimbo]
I'm glad you mentioned that Bob, it's worth mentioning here that a lot of the game is getting the ball out of reach of your own goal, and we saw this last Wales' game – if you let the other team get near the ball deep in your own half, they're going to see their chance, and they're going to score.

[Bob]
Well hold on there Jimbo, not just any team can pull this kind of play off. There are plenty of teams out there that just don't have the speed to play the game on the opponents goal line. The Coventrotters, the Columbus Crew, the Khornets... These teams are absolutely great teams and their games are bloody, but they simply don't have the speed to pull these kinds of stunts. The Rodents, West Ham, and Wales are three of the few teams who can really take the fight to the opposing team in the first few minutes.

[Jimbo]
Another interesting thing about this game, Bob, Julian Kicks.

[Bob]
I was thinking the same thing Jimbo, this guy is a monster. Fans call him the Terminator, and he deserves the name. I saw him tackle Puggy Baconbreath once, and there just wasn't anything left of the poor fellow afterwards.

[Jimbo]
[Chuckles] Yeah, he really had his brunch on the field, that day.

[Bob]
...

[Jimbo]
*ahem* Anyway, I couldn't believe it when I saw him go down to a guy half his size, and I choked on my BloodLight when I saw the stretchers coming for him. He just isn't the kind of guy you expect to see out for the game.

[Bob]
I was just as surprised Jimbo, and it was a big blow to the Untainted defense through the rest of the game – they really had no one left to compete with Wales for sheer brawn. They did a good job of mucking up the field, but they had to use the whole team, and that's ultimately what led to a Wales victory. I didn't think I'd ever say this, but Wales won a game, and I wonder if they might even win the next one!

[Jimbo]
I think Hell will freeze over first. Well, our time's up folks, but thanks for joining us for this week's edition of The Beautiful Game. Don't forget to catch us next week as we go to Norway to watch Thor FC destroy Wales.

[Both]
This is Bob the Builder and Jimbo Thorpe, signing off. Good night and see you next time!

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