“The top 10 reasons for why Nuffle is a pedophile
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10. My allready bad luck streaken rotters can only field 10 men and my handicap is Virus when my opponent doesn't have any nigglers.

9. My opponent, sporting his full 16 man squad, gets awarded the kickoff and wins the ref on the kickoff roll.

8. Ephant Mon got his hand smashed on a regular wight block early on in the game.

7. People in weelchairs dodged better than my guys.

6. Treemen GFI's better than my guys.

5. After the opponent scored 1-0 he ended up getting a perfect defense on the next kickoff, boxing in most of my remaining 8 guys.

4. I fail to tie the match due to a missed catch, despite a re-roll.

3. During the turn after my failed pass a zombie picks up the ball, long passes it so it scatters into the hands of the MA 7 wight who can then run off and score 2-0 in the coming turn.

2. Despite the hellish match so far I manage to score 1-2 and then through a blitz come extremly close to achieving a tie. It keeps failing on quite simple dodges and pick-ups despite re-rolls though.

1. Nuffle has sex with children.”