“Evil 13 held off a certain score in turn 2 to throw a block with their claw/tackle Stormvermin. Quad skulls later and they were done. Some might say permanently.

Utter carnage followed as the rats were mercilessly punished by Nuffle for shunning his gift. Casualty after casualty piled up in the dugout. The medic was sent out early to save Longfang from death as his tackle skills were needed. But this left no warpstone bandages for Thazqkual, who was felled by an Amazon foul as they feared his claw. In the panic the Gutter Runners failed their usually certain dodges, collapsing in a heap of tangled limbs and ending on the treatment table as well. Everything the cursed womanlings tried worked. The Greyseer had read the runes and saw that Nuffle had cursed the ratmen with as low as 39% luck by the end of the first half. Nothing could be done. The horror, the horror...

Oh great Nuffle, hear us now! We will never spurn your bounty again! We, the filthy ratmen of the underworld, understand and accept that we were not meant to bash, and we will henceforth take any and all scores that you see fit to grant us in your limitless benevolence without trying to lay the smack down first! Do not desert us again oh great Nuffle, we beg you!!!”