“Well, and here ends the story of WIL for Achtung Panzer.
The tanks will be retired now, they will rest in a biiiig garage, with hot greasy female mechanics, a special octanage beer and a lot of cuban cigars...
This game was to decide the WIL Dragon Conference X winner... I needed a win or a draw to secure the number 1 spot and certain promotion to the Premiership.
Tesifonte employed not one but two stars - Nobla and his chainsaw, and Varag Ghoul Chewer. This wasn't going to be a pretty game!
Handicaps in my favour were: Iron Man (put on Singer V) and Virus (which must have affected Achilles's heal!).
The 1st half was a slog up the field by the orcs, but eventually they scored 0-1... but this left a short time for the girls to score... but Nuffle came to their aid as the clock wound back. Somehow the counter attack worked! 1-1.
The 2nd half was tough... the girls received, with lingerie clad models throwing themselves in front of the brutal orcs to stop them getting to the ball... The crowd threw a rock and KO'd one of the gals, but the ref had spotted the chainsaw... but then Singer V went on a brutal spree with 3 casualties, including the death of the Troll Sherman (albeit from a bad block from him!) and a failed Regen.
We managed to keep the ball safe and the score remained 1-1, which was enough to see us through with lighter than expected injuries, mainly due to a lot of push backs from the greenskins.
Thanks for the game Tesi... Now for the Premiership again... this team I suspect is a strong prospect for relegation once more, and is doomed to be a yoyo club... ah well. :)”
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The tanks will be retired now, they will rest in a biiiig garage, with hot greasy female mechanics, a special octanage beer and a lot of cuban cigars...
Till they ride again!”