“I feel for my opponent.

my new woodies got offered a nine man human team and I jumped at the chance.

Everything went my way.
i got all the breaks and all the dice.
It was a hard thing for my opponent to stomach i think i'd have just sat there gibbering if i were him.

I was 2-0 up at half time thanks to a dodge into a tacklezone ball pickup dodge out gfi gfi longpass catch gfi touchdown
all without rerolls.

The second half went even better than the first a couple of blocks yielded a couple of cas and i had so many extra bodies didn't know what to do with them all.

My opponent finally had enough and offered only half hearted resistence late in the game.

I hope you find a team more suited to your style of play and have a lot more luck and fun in your next game
”