“How to retire a team - lesson 1: Norse

This lesson is divided into several steps.

-1st step: As always in this row of lessons. Get the reffrey asap into your fans hands. He will be thankful for not have to work anymore and will be happy to be at home with his beloved wife and children. If you not get your fans to succesfully hunt him down: Dont care bout it and proceed with step 2.

-2nd step: Boot as if hell is behind you. Dont care bout the guy with the ball, if opponent has the ball. Just whistle him the blues of your shoes. They know what to do by their own. Dont care about the Refrey cause he likes money and you always should have enough coins left to spare and give it to him. "For your wife, Tom. You know that we know, where you live."

-3rd step: Achieve as many casualties as you can do via the normal way. The underestimatet little st2 fist and the feared st6 double fisting. They know their job pretty well.

-4th step: Scare your opponent via not stopping the blues of your shoes. He will score early to leave you another good shot to make the 1-1 in the first half. That way the opponent loses the consciousnes about winning this game and flees from the pitch. Now the opponent players are quite unsure bout what to do and will failure in there attempt to stop you.

-5th step: Continue step 2 and 3 in the next turn until the very end.

-6th step: Chat with the opposing coach nice and friendly. That way he might think less of conceeding the match to safe his players. So this way you can achieve more "/hurt" and "sploosh".

-7th step: Add the opposing retired team to your bio.

-8th step: Write a report so that others can follow you on your path towards destruction.

Cheers and good game, baby :-)
Greetz
Vimes”