“What's that rumbling sound? That's the tonnage of brass and steel running into your town! But this turns out to be no ordinary town...but a ghost town...full of insane blood hungry clowns! Just our luck!

Surrounded, the charioteers quickly had to decide on one of two challenges...defeat them at stuffing themselves into a car...or at bloodbowl.

Naturally, we chose the fields of glory and pain!

Hail to Columbus Clobberer who goes as a willing sacrifice to the bowels of Hades! His body is dragged into the ranks of fanged clowns as his soul is dragged down by Hellhounds! Speed home slayer of men!

Although the face cracking was own'd by the vagabond kings, this day belonged to the ghouls...who's blodging ways won the day. Grrrr! We shall return again, to visit violence and bloodshed on those who wear make-up and red noses!”