“Once upon a time there were 15 little orcs, and a troll who lived happily together and played some ball from time to time. They had been long waiting for the nice big little horned fellow to come to play with them but they hadn't seen him, or his norse friends, in a long time. So they decided to start looking. Ten little orcs and a troll packed a little food and blankets, and Longbomba brought the ball, too.

When they were strolling on a path, the orcs met Three Stabbing Knife, who wanted to play catch with the orcs. So the orcs cheered and played with him, but his head got split open. The orcs looked troubled, when a man wearing white clothes with a red cross jumped out from the bushes, and told the orcs to go on as it was nothing serious. The orcs were relieved and went on their journey, whistling. What the orcs didn't see, was how the man shrugged his shoulders, muttered that nothing could be done, and disappeared back to the undergrowth.

After a while the orcs found the cuddly little minotaur. He was so glad to see the orcs that he ran against the orcs, instantly fell on his back, and asked for some one to scratch his belly. So Ironcaps went to the nice little minotaur and scratched his belly with a boot, and the minotaur was stunned from delight.

Then the orcs found the rest of the norse. Now that they all were finally together, the orcs decided to dance with the norse, and so they danced. But they danced so wildly, that in the midst of it Three Slimy Buttock fell down and was stomped on, and his back broke. But none of the orcs seemed to notice this as they were busy dancing and cheering and having so much fun.

Also all the norse wanted to play with the orcs. So the norse danced with the orcs and hugged a little, and they all cheered. Two or three orcs fainted from the joy of meeting their friends again.

Then the furry guy with horns was scratched some more. But his belly got badly hurt from the scratching and said he didn't want any more scratching that day.

And the norse said they wouldn't want to play with the orcs anymore. Which made the orcs sad as they had just started playing. But Two Novelty Candle saw how the orcs got upset, and told his norse friends that he wouldn't play with the norse anymore. And the guy with horns, who liked the orcs so much, said that he wouldn't want to play with the norse either, and went on his way. And the norse got all upset, and said that they wouldn't play with anyone ever again.

The orcs were still a bit upset, until they found all the food the norse had left behind. So they laid out their blankets, and ate all the cookies and drank all the lemonade (from the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=17980">previous tale</a>), and they were all happy again.

End of story.
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