“The match started with the Snakes receiving. Toctenq scored in four turns, while the Snakes sent four Philosophers off the pitch, unconscience. With the score 1-0, none of the Philosophers woke.

The Snakes defense was impressive, especially since they had the advantage of numbers. Immanuel Kant was able to escape and score. The first half ended in a 1-1 tie.

For the second half, the Philosophers were able to field nine players. But the Snakes blitzed and Goqcuaq recovered the kick-off.

On the Snakes' first turn in the second half, Mundigoq smashed Hegel's collar bone.

The ball was given to Toctenq, but Heidegger was able to knock him unconscience and free the ball.

Once Heidegger was badly hurt, Zlatcuaq was able to recover the ball, and the Snakes were able to stalling until their sixth turn setting the score to 2-1, hurting Wittgenstein in the process.

The last kick was bad. The ball was given to von Schlegel. He was unable to hold onto the ball, though.
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