“Rain poured down on the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders first ever league game
against the Price Fishers. This matchup would feature amazons versus
dwarfs. The Fishers kicked off to the Cheerleaders, and the cheerleaders were
unable to pick up the ball on turn one, but it bounced to one of their players. The
girls passed to their catcher and attempted to break down the sideline. They were
eventually tackled about 3/4 of the way down the field, the Fishers played defensively
and didn't try to pick up the ball, and thus the first half ended in a 0-0 tie.

The second half began, and the amazons played to avoid being hit, and let the dwarfs
advance to the LOS. There the cheerleaders met the Fishers and a battle for control
began. At this point the cheerleaders luck ran out as far as injuries were concerned.
2 ko's, 2 BH, and a SI made it nearly possible for them to mount an attack, and at this point
they would just hope to be able to stop the Fishers from scoring, which would be very
difficult. The Fishers finally scored the winning touchdown on turn 16, powering the way to a
hard fought victory that could be considered a moral victory for the cheerleaders if there ever was one.”