“Well, a rather slow moving, low scoring, groaningly dull first match for SlaughterHouse5000's Fumbbl Cup run. Very little damage, slow plodding drives, no really cool plays (though Max Carnage's catching of a bouncing ball and subsequent Badly Hurting of a nearby opponent seconds later was almost nifty).

Both teams had mostly good rolls on blocking, but for very little effect, maybe 4 KO's and 4 cas for the entire match. Both SI were permanent, but both apothecaries were awake this match, so no damage done.

Lord Borak showed up drunk, but for the most part earned his pay as a stopper if nothing else. Come to think of it, I'm not sure it was Lord Borak at all. More like Lord Borat. "We make Blocky-time now, yes? I like!"

Well, off to the next round, hope we can pull our fingers out again!”