“With two trees slumbering the flings scored three fatalities in the first half and almost forced a 1-1 if it hadn't been for the very last sprint despite extensive training prior to the match. With two trees against one boney Kroxigor, the Bastards couldn't bear their fate any longer and disbanded shortly after the fourth Skink had to leave the pitch. A promising start for the everhungry Chrunchies indeed!”