“A glorious first game for the unlucky lizards from the lava lounge. Despite many being stunty, a number of skinks managed to smack down the orcs in some glorious examples of underdog blcoking. It was, of course, the saurus that managed to inflict the two casualties, even forcing the hapless Bugga to miss the next game. Poor Bugga managed two blocks before being sent to napland. Biff (the second, there's another Biff we call 'Biff the first) disgraced himself by managing to throw one block before going off to the Seriously Hurt Duggout. An excellent D'Oh moment. Kroximoron, the strength 5 Kroxigor threw 8 blocks and made no injuries. Truely a bone head.

It was a 3-2 loss when looking at the scoreboard, but when looking at the injury bin, the lizards managed to scratch in a win. No lizards are going to miss the next game! And really, the fans like to win the game....but the love to win the fight!

Leisure Suit Lizard made 19 rushes. What's a rush?

Barry the Bard signing offf ”