“The Waaargh survived an early scare, as Arch-O-NNN-1 blitzed through their line. Toad-flinga showed what a shower of dung he was, handing the ball to the dark elf blitzer, before prostrating himself on the field.

Orcs descended on the blitzer with a vengeance, and although he wriggled free of the ruck, he promptly slipped over on a runny, brown deposit Toad-flinga had left earlier.

Scar-Mush quickly recovered the ball, and barged his way up the field, dropping in the end-zone just before half-time.

The Legion equaliser was not long in coming, with some woeful defending allowing Althal-U-SSS-1 into the Orc end-zone.

But the Waaargh had tricks up their sleeve as well. Surging up the left side of the field, they switched play in the dying minutes of the game. Toad-flinga redeemed himself by picking out Scar-mush on the right flank, who was able to stroll into the Legion's end-zone unmolested.”