“It all started so well, with Frottle Elf-Spitta taking what looked suspiciously like a hatchet to Tree Hill's roots. I quick touchdown from Gouge-socket O'Malliss followed, only for Nuffle's shadow to fall on the field.
The halflings sneaked into the Shin-Splinters end-zone, not once, but twice! The crowd showed their displeasure by throwing their second rock of the match (narrowly missing Head Coach Whitman - surely an accident). Only a tense passing play, received by Skull-Nibbla OMalliss, spared the Shin-Splinters from having to kill themselves in front of their families.
"I've seen children defend better," Whitman said afterwards. "Nuffle help these snot-nosed cretins against an actual team!"”
The halflings sneaked into the Shin-Splinters end-zone, not once, but twice! The crowd showed their displeasure by throwing their second rock of the match (narrowly missing Head Coach Whitman - surely an accident). Only a tense passing play, received by Skull-Nibbla OMalliss, spared the Shin-Splinters from having to kill themselves in front of their families.
"I've seen children defend better," Whitman said afterwards. "Nuffle help these snot-nosed cretins against an actual team!"”