“The pitch was flooded with the tears of Sarganius, who wept at his poor luck (figures here distorted because of reload). The luck was actually fairly even, though he thinks that AG3 Dwarves with Dodge shouldn't be able to succesfully Dodge, nor pick up the ball despite their Sure Hands. A quick look through some of his other match reports shows that this sooking seems to be a constant theme, leaving one to wonder whether Sarganius has ever attributed a loss to his deficiencies, his opponent's skill, or a combination of the two. He simply did not use his players well, did not allow for Guard (a sin against Dwarves) and even had players in positions where they were crowdsurfed on more than one occasion. He did manage to kill a player with a turn 16 foul, but anticipating this from his poor sportsmanship to this point I put a niggler up there just in case. Only 1 to be replaced from the starting 11 now. Oh, and I started the match with ten players, making victory even sweeter. Cheers Sarganius, you're an ornament to the game.”