“First game i play in blackbox league, yeah i think elves were throwing and jumping and catching and score but none of these happen in match, ribb-it , but they cause two BH to the chaos team.
The first half was mostly elves trying to get ball from the dark tribe they keep ball and start to run down side of field so i shout "hey elves do something" you know i pay good money for them , ribb-it , they should be all dodging jumping catching throwing score , but the dark tribe just go up field like a good sword through snottlin' then score around turn six.
Second half elves try to score but that dumb elve forgot to buckle his boot strap and then trip over like an idiot chaos recover ball then walk up field again and score in turn seven.”