“The Ratsketeers' very first game turned ugly in every way imaginable. Kickoffs for both halves were delayed by an ill-advised "audience participation" promotion that resulted in very little football actually getting played. Neither team could find the handle on the ball and thus really didn't have any luck getting it near an end zone. The Wastes threatened to score late when their demolution crew, led by M'Gok 'n Gash, laid waste to the Ratsketeers, but beastman fumblitus and the clock snuffed that plan. A game everybody involved would just as soon forget.”
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