“This was a punishing game that saw the Ratsketeers collect their first-ever win, but at a cost. The undermanned AliceInChains crew didn't score, but didn't exactly let the Rats get away scott-free, either; storm vermin Rip and gutter runner Gooey were both left with lingering injuries that look to stay with both players. Gooey turned out to be the Rats' tragic hero, scoring both touchdowns in wild scrambles for the ball. And Rats' thrower Rickey completed his first-ever pass . . . to Sludge Factory of the AliceInChains squad. Don't sweat it, Ricky; we'll work out that "our-team-their-team" thing in practice.”