“An interesting game I suppose. First game in a while I was on the positive side of a total dice-rape. How often do you see two interceptions in one game? Anyway, the Crushers received the ball and marched down the field, causing multiple KO's along the way. The coach decided to stall as the Pole Fighters had some AMAZING blitzers and a catcher and the Crushers couldn't afford to score to quickly without giving the 'Fighters an easy opportunity to score.

Well, combined with his bad luck, my opponent didn't take to kindly to this tactic. Half ended 1-0 Crushers, with only 1 cas taken by the Fighters.

Second half started 11 players to 10...not too bad. The 'Fighters pushed up the right sideline but were overwhelmed by the Crusher D. Still, they had a chance to score until Bilerot Hugegut plucked the ball out of the air. Second Int of the game! Initiate total whine fest. The Crushers moved the ball forward expeditiously, maintaining a tight cage around the ball and hitting everyone who either posed a threat or a target. At first the 'Fighters appeared to go limp, but out of the blue the Ogre launched a Blitz against the cage.

The Crushers responded in kind, to which the 'Fighters coach did not approve. Game ended 2-0 Crushers. The last few turns went very fast as the 'Fighters chose not to stand up and the Crushers, despite enduring a blistering bitchfest, chose not to foul. You're welcome Big-Bam. Sorry the dice screwed you so badly but for fuck sake, grow a pair.

No, I didn't need to surf two players on 2H T4, but you shouldn't have blitzed the Ogre if you'd gone into full belly-up. At least TRY to dodge them out of there! Sorry the awesome Catcher got ripped up by the crowd (and sorry your apo failed on your Blitzer), but sheesh, it's a game, and you got screwed. Take it like a man.”