“Fresh off their humiliation at the hands of the Metal Maniacs, the Ratsketeers looked for a little payback against the Goblineaters. They got it, in a wild game that saw the Rat Squad win.

The two team spent most of the game swapping touchdowns. Grefnor One-eye punched in two for the Goblineaters, and the Rats' air attack spread the love and got scores out of Gooey, Chewy, and Kerblewie. The final drive was the difference, when Rats defense showed some backbone and kept the Goblineaters out of the end zone.

Highly anticipated rookie rat ogre Unca Scourge celebrated his first game with the team by alternately thrashing around on the ground in confusion and staring dumbly at the orcs.”