“A surprisingly clean, but unsurprisingly fierce match.

After Xycal III wholly devoured Limp Fiddler, an orc blitzer who was a 'rising' star despite his moniker, Toots McGraw avenged his flaccid friend by maiming three reptiles in rapid succession. Meanwhile, Xycal's Brood tested the concentration of the orcelf ballcarrier, Tarspit, with derisive taunts of "daisy eater," while forcing him to execute a series of risky maneuvers before reaching his endzone destination.

The second half saw the slippery Xycel III's attempt at hero status go awry as he outran his support and was subsequently tackled and forcefed a facefull of astrogranite (a hardened mud/Minotaur dung composite). A Lunk-to-Parm handoff combination resulted in a late TD which sealed the Panic victory.

Of note was the performance of Butterbum, the newly hired troll who spent his entire first match, most aptly, on his bum. So unspectacular was Butterbum's zero block performance, that the official scorer seems to have forgotten to even list him in the boxscore. The Panic coaching staff looks forward to equally inspired performances from its troll in the future.

Thanks for Coach Illithian for a tense, but enjoyable match.”