“The game began with the Shackles battering down an ogre to make a hole in the straight up 7 ogre defense covering the LoS. This hole was exploited and Ashurbanipal III made a quick break through. Thrombad's players were unable to stop this runaway bull and a swift TD ensued.
At the second kick off, the ball was punted far into the backfield, the ogres began to try a sure up a cage. A few failed dodge rolls for the Shackles and the player numbers dropped, the ball was moved slowly higher up the pitch towards the end zone and on the 8th turn Barack Obama scored a TD.
At half time the Shackles were down to 9 players on the field, and as the second half began their numbers steadily dropped. A ray of light was the injury inflicted on Pucka Uppa, however the apothecary ran onto the field to save him, only to find Pucka Uppa delivering an injury to Korc the very next turn... the magic sponge was well worth it [and using an apoth on a Goblin.. a novel idea that paid off, but it left everyone worried every time an ogre went down].
Realizing the game was soon up [in turn 5] Thrombad decided that stepping forward towards the end zone would be a good move. And so it began, with 17 squares to cover in three turns, a route needed to be insured so that Sarah Palin could be guaranteed a simple path and not have to sprint, as all two re-rolls were already gone...
Three turns later, a TD manifested itself and the game was all but over, the only hope was an injury time roll on the K.O table.. it didn't happen. The Shackles attempted to give Ashurbanipal III another SPP with a completion but a lazy hobgoblin failed to catch and the game ended...

An enjoyable game, with both coaches realizing that dodging is not a good idea...”