“Jim» "You managed to put up quite a performance in your first game for the Goons against the Guardians, Spike. Any comments?"

Spike» "Yeeaah, a game we ought to have won though, falling short the last sprint towards the end zone in the last seconds. Still, we did our best to bash some sense into those beasts. I got one slippery little bastard but they managed to stitch him back together somehow, don't ask me how 'cause I could've sweared I heard the sweet sound of bone braking."

Jim» "Well Spike, we'll be having an eye out for you in the coming matches and follow the development of the Goons."”