“Stinging from their first loss, the dwarves devote themselves to training. The coach outlined a rigorous plan to strengthen their stamina and improve their ball handling. After a few laps were ran, the stench of beer sweat was so strong that the workout facilities were closed, condemned, and then burned to the ground. To this day nothing grows in that soil and the place has come to be known as the ass crack of the earth. A plot of stench-ridden land surely connected to the bowels of hell.”