“Game didn't start very well for the society. Before the players have ended of praying to their gods, the fat guys already scored. Luckily for them, Great Master of Light was blessed with Nuffle favour and he managed to score 2 TD to give the first win to Tierra Incognita. At the end of the game, after sacrificing a couple of virgins to give thanks for it, Gods gave him his permanent protection and provided him more strength for future games.”
“Ouch. Apparently putting 11 guys weighing almost 3000 pounds together on a bloodbowl pitch wasn't the best idea i've ever had. They looked slow out there. Slow is the last thing you wanna be against an ancient cult intent on world domination. Drew Carey especially was having an of day - he never saw the 4ft tall blocking madman that smashed him to the ground and stomped on his hand over and over again.
The fans where terrific and tried to carry this heavy team thorugh - even invading the pitch to help out. But it was to no avail.
Tierra Incógnita was the better team. They ran the ball well, and look sharp going in to the next couple of matches. Good Luck Cultists (if you need such a thing).
Hopefully things will improve for team captain, John Candy, and his somewhat overweight team.”
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