“Ouch. Apparently putting 11 guys weighing almost 3000 pounds together on a bloodbowl pitch wasn't the best idea i've ever had. They looked slow out there. Slow is the last thing you wanna be against an ancient cult intent on world domination. Drew Carey especially was having an of day - he never saw the 4ft tall blocking madman that smashed him to the ground and stomped on his hand over and over again.
The fans where terrific and tried to carry this heavy team thorugh - even invading the pitch to help out. But it was to no avail.

Tierra Incógnita was the better team. They ran the ball well, and look sharp going in to the next couple of matches. Good Luck Cultists (if you need such a thing).

Hopefully things will improve for team captain, John Candy, and his somewhat overweight team.”