“Well, what can we say about our game with the Amazons? Other, of course, than "Eep!" or "Aiyee!" or "Please mistress stop hurting me pleasepleasePLEASE" or simply "*ker-SNAP!*"

The Ratsketeers were handed the most brutal (wo)manhandling in their brief history as the Dirty Girls had their way with them, and not in a titillating "girl-on-rat action" sort of way, either. While the Rats were busy screwing up blocks and tripping over themselves, the ladies beat the daylights out of them and pretty much scored at will -- again, not in a sexy way. Unless, of course, you like seeing lightly-armored women running all over the field, drippin in other peoples' blood, and celebrating touchdowns. If that's your thing, then this game was dead sexy.

Unca Scourge was named MVP in honor of his "roll-around-and-thrash-uselessly" dance, which kept Ratsketeers fans' minds off the game.”