“Our gobbos face a brand new orc team in the sweltering heat. Their handicap is BUZZING with a black orc high on coffee.

We start well with our DP fouling a lineman into the BH box as we move the ball in behind our trolls. We then try and run up one side while blocking most of the orcs on the other side, but they soon run over and knock down the ball carrier and then swarm the area with orcs. We have little chance to get near the ball again as the clear away our goblins with ease and stroll down the pitch.

With just 5 players left on our final turn we can't even SEE the ball but we do manage to knock over their troll and get our DP's boot in - he's KILLED!! But he regens when their coach gathers his limbs and piles them in a box in the orc dugout. The orcs score to take the lead and end the half.

We set up 9 vs 9 for the second half. We defend bravely but with the little gobbos filling up our KO box we soon have just 6 players on the pitch and it looks grim. But we manage to blitz our troll up to beside their thrower and when they fail to remove him he KO's the thrower letting a goblin snatch the ball! We do well from here on with just a troll and a couple goblins causing them trouble and in the end we have a slight chance at an equaliser but even with a reroll we can't pick up the ball at -2 and the game ends with the orcs leading 1-0!

Well won morehouse :)”