“An end to end game in the first half turned into a ruck and mall in the second with the Guard coming out victors

With Kris Hooligan Hill living up to his nick name with hit after hit ( with a td to boot) the guard went toe to to with there evil opposition, there battlefield experiance transfered well to this game against the evil hordes an enemy they know well.

The game which was described as " A tactical military triumph not unlike a well practiced parade " by ( pace stick weilding ) head coach Sas Fru, this showed the Guard have every right to be in this enviroment with one win and one draw so far they have shown to be one of the best new teams recently inducted into the league.

Elk Oxhorn was the main thorn in there side with impresive rushing figures for a chaos player and two tds made this a closely fought encounter

Gemma GG Hill the surprise choice in the Guard lineup showed why she deserved a place in the team with a magesticly taken td from a long throw from her Husband Dave, badly hurt in the second half "justice" was dealt to the offender by hard hitting Percy Pillbox Morrow.

A game winning team defenatly, a championship winning team only time will tell but the foundations seem to be in place.”