“Our skaven face odi's nicely skilled norse with wizard. We get a handicap of +1 RR but our niggler linefodder refuses to play.

We start poorly with a rookie lineman throwing double skulls and then double both-down to hand them a turn before we get going and they use it to BH one of our storm vermin! We counter this with an end-of-turn rookie lineman 1d block that KILLs their guard lineman and their apo is drunk and can't save him!

And on their turn they BH one gutter runner with a blitz and BH a lineman with a foul! We could run out of players here.. and we make things worse when we foul back and the ref sends off our DP! By turn 5 our other SV has been badly hurt and their DP has fouled twice with the eye on him without problems!

We decide to act and blitz free our thrower (a norse blitzer has been dodging over to him for a couple turns), coincidentally badly hurting the norseman, and then throw the ball up to our non +AGI GR who's in two tackle zones, but he catches with the RR and then dodges past and through for the touchdown!

We now have 6 players for the rest of the game so it looks pretty grim. They have 3 turns to score so they run through 3 receivers and try for the pickup near the centre with their agi5 blitzer, but they are out of rerolls and he drops it! We blitz down one of the receivers and then run up our agi5 GR to grab the ball. They unleash the wizards lightning bolt but our gutter runner simply jumps over it! He stands there looking smug until one of their tacklers barrels into him, knocking him over. We try our best to make it difficult for them but in the end they are able to grab the ball and score on the last turn of the half!

We set up 2 gutter runners and 3 rats to kick off against 10 norse. The 2nd rat-thrown rock of the game comes sailing in and stuns a norse again. Weak! Come on fans you can do better!! They counter by KO'ing 2 lineman and BH'ing the thrower leaving us with just 2 GRs on the pitch... and on our turn we rush them both through into the backfield and one KO's himself straining to run further, leaving us with a single player! They score easily on their 2nd turn and 1/3 rats wake up from the KO box so we have just 2 to receive with.

We dodge back and pick up the ball with our GR while our lineman runs upfield. The norse charge forward in a steady line and at the far side knock over the lineman. But he was just a ruse - our +AGI gutter runner struts right through the norsemen and runs up the other side... but their 3d nontackle blitz knocks him down! He tries for a nice -3 dodge and -2d blitz to throw the ball carrier into the crowd but even with a reroll we can't get the push we need and they score their 3rd the following turn.

4 players turn up for this one. We briefly secure the ball and do our best to stop them but again it's a cakewalk and they score in their final turn for the fourth time.

Well won odi, all the damage was done in the first few turns :)”