“Our khemri who last game went back into a losing record and a negative TD difference are facing Spyrer's 12 dark elves. Let's win and get back on track!

They start in the usual elven fasion, blitzing a hole and streaming through, but in their first couple turns they use up both their rerolls and fail simple pickups and handoffs, giving us free time to catch up and put the hits in. By their 4th turn we've badly hurt 3 elves, KO'd 2 more and secured the ball. We score on our 5th turn after their entire remaining elves spend a turn wriggling on the pitch like worms, refusing to stand up.

The canny dark elves engineer a pitch invasion that sees one whole flank stunned, letting them run dark elves unopposed right through! We defend as best we can but half our team is lying on the ground and if the elves had a single reroll they would surely have done it as twice they roll a 1 trying to pick up or pass the ball and the half ends with us leading.

9 elves set up for the 2nd half and roll up a blitz! They blitz a gap on the side and sprint a blodger in to under their own kick.. but he's dropped it! This lets us knock him over and grab the ball! They get their guard lineman through and then dodge blitz over our agi 3 skelly with the ball- and the bounces see it out of the cage... but fortunately they can't pick it up in 1 tackle zone! We surround the ball with players, refusing to pick it up because of the danger of a bad bounce, but the dark elves blitz a player onto the ball and then do some sweet moves to get it and pass it away, using their last reroll! All we can do in our turn is get a tackle zone on him, which is easily removed and they equalise on their 3rd turn. We'll have 5 to try and win it..

And a bad kick lets us give a touchback to one of our MA4 mummies! We advance forwards ahead of him trying to clear away the elves... but a series of dodges and a -2d blitz from one of their blitzers knocks him over! And then their AGI5 dodges through even more tackle zones, picks up in 2, dodges again into another and passes the ball back to an elf at the back!! We charge forwards, dislodging the ball and eventually grabbing it with a blitz-ra who runs diagonally towards the endzone. The elves, still out of rerolls, do some great dodges through tackle zones and blitz him down for a KO! The ball is in the corner in their end zone and we charge as many skeletons and a mummy down as we can.. they set up some receivers looking to get the ball out and score the following turn, and though they dodge and pick up the ball, the short pass to their blitzer is intercepted by our mummy! We push the blitzer out of bounds and step in to win the game!

Thanks for the game Spyrer, I'd say another RR or two and it would have been 3-1 to you.”