“Opening match vs. a Wood Elf team cursed by Nuffle. Within two turns (on his reception), four players were off the pitch, including two SI (one on his own turn). The game just went downhill for CaptainPlanet from there. It was so bad I couldn't even take advantage of two consecutive 'Get the Ref' kickoffs without feeling like a total dick.

Score would have been 4-0 except I tried to get a second score for my rotter, but he got the MVP anyway \o/ (and doubles woot!).

I have to hand it to 'Planet though. He never complained, and even with just three guys on the pitch he kept after the ball, even dodging into three tackle zones to try a -2d block on the ball carrier. Serious pluck, and a great sport. Good luck with your teams from here on out, after this dice-rape you deserve it!”