“Our chaos dwarves face Urrghs' dark elves. They start in typical elf fashion, running through receivers on either side while keeping the ball deep. We mark everyone and then blitz down a blodge-tackle blitzer and DP foul him into the BH box! This doesn't stop them dodging a couple players to blitz a marker out of the way and then making the pass with ease to score on turn 2.

We grab the ball and start pushing forwards slowly, putting in the blocks as much as possible and badly hurting another 2 elves by turn 4. They knock over the hobgob with the ball at one point with a nice blitz but our top blocker catches it somehow and when they try and 1d block him over a skull shows up, badly hurting the elf!

We push through in enough numbers to secure the equaliser, scoring on turn 7. A blitz gives us a slight chance of sneaking another but despite a failed pickup from the elves we just can't do it.

The 2nd half sees just 8 elves vs 11 of us. We grab the ball behind our line of players and gang foul a lineelf for a niggle, which is saved by their apo. They then go for a nice blitz, using their guard-elf to great effect again to knock over the ball carrier. On our turn we secure the area though not the ball and send one elf into the BH box and then KILL their guard elf! They reply by dodging a rookie blitzer right through everyone, picking up in 2 tackle zones and then dodging on.. until he fails the last, easiest dodge, niggling himself!

At this point there's just 4 elves left on the pitch and despite some great blitz attempts they just can't get at our ball carrier as we stroll up the pitch, eventually scoring on our last turn to secure the win!

Cheers for the game Urrghs, the injury dice certainly favoured me this time :)”