“My word that hurt. Killer Ninja Psycho Assasins!! They were everywhere. John Candy payed a high price for trying to hit back. He was grabbed by two masked men and thrown to the crowd. When the medical staff finally got to him, he was only able to whisper: "the horror, the horror". Maybe and just maybe he will be able to return to the pitch some day.

Bottle loving funny-guy Fatty Arbuckle met his faith on the field when he finally met someone bigger than him. ( a minotaur they say) Ouch.

After looking incredibly slow in the first match, the jolly old fat guys spent a couple of days on the training grounds making a new power play: The Big Guy Blitz. Everything worked perferct, all players were quick to move on the ball and after an intense fight; 1-0.

Then the Genei Ryodan unleashed the Fury. Pow. Casualties all around and 1-1. Only clever play strategies by John Belushi saved the day.

Hopefully things will improve. ( i have said this before, havent i?)”