“Good afternoon and welcome to Roadkill stadium, lower Unkton. My name is Howard Handpuppy here to comment on todays game.

On this bright sunny day, the orcs of Texas Roadkill will take on the halfling of One Half Lingers.

Of special interest to the audience today, Deeprot Strongbranch, the treeman star player will be making an apperance on the pitch. I for one am sure that he will make an impact on nor only the development of the game but also the amount of activity in Texas Roadkills infirmary.

Speaking to Texas Roadkills lead scorer Trukk Rock before the game he had the following to say about the opposition;
-Well, they is like smaller, runtier umies, right? We´ll just squish em and they go plop.
When I asked what he had planned for the 9 foot treemen facing them today, he replied;
-Yurp was finking abit bout that, my plan iz to getz the uvver ladz to run for em, and I iz gonna run the uvver way.

The Roadkills, as you all know have yet to win a game, after having seen two draws and a defeat before this game. However that fact does not seem to trouble the players, as they seem quite satisfied as long as they can beat up the opposition along the way.

Now, its time for kickoff.

Roadkills will be on the attack first.

One Half Lingers mangaged to arrange a perfect defence, but the kick went well wide and was given to Trukk Rock in the backfield.

The roadkill starts a drive up the left flank, forming a cage around Trukk.

Deeproot picks up Evan Yellowsplash and flings him towards the highly amused Truckk. Even lands on his feet, runs up to the back of the cage and throwns his little body at Trukk, but trips on his shoelaces and ends up with the apotechary, badly hurt for his efforts.

The Roadkills manages to down treeman Larch and fouls him, but only gets him stunned. The drive up the left flank continues, the orc cage has left the treemen behind them and the little halfling are lining up infront to stop them. Very brave, very brave indeed...

Doren Surefoot is the first halfling to go down as Grimwold Rock plants a boot in his tiny face, knocking him out.

A large brawl seems to develope in the bottom left of the pitch as the Roadkills tries to box the Lingers in and pick them of one by one.

But wait, WHAT IS THIS!?!

Fritz Softfoot, a halfling, dodges and weaves, and plants a brilliant and deathdefying block on Trukk Rock, and he goes down, stunned. The ball pops loose and Fritz pick it up. And oh yes, now he noticed that he is surrounded by very large, and very angry orcs. Did he just wet himself?

He flings the ball at his teammate Reggie Smallfeet, who bends down to pick up a candybar perviously dropped and completly forgets to catch the ball.

It bounces to Fling Yuu, who grabs it only to be tackled by blitzer Kong Cagebusta. Oh its very hard to seem anything down there now in the ruckus.

Ah, here we have it, Grimqwold Rock of the roadkill has the ball, and he is charging towards the endzone.

Can they possibly stop him?

Oh gosh, that was a nasty backhand swing from black orc Karga Snuff to knock Reggie Smallfeet out.

The One Half Lingers are trying anything at this point. Treeman Mighty Oak picks up Fling Yuu and, well, flings him at Grimwold. Oh he missed and poor Fling goes down hard in the turf.

There is no stoping Grimwold who runs into the endzone for the touchdown.

The crowd goes wild!!!

Texas Roadkill 1-0 One Half lingers.

The game is set up again.

The ball lands very close to the line of scrimmage. The halflings goes for a thrown halfling into the endzones but drops the ball.

Halftime.

Now its One Half Lingers turn on the attack and it shall be very interesting to seem what happens.

The ball lands in the endzone, so we are looking at a very long drive here.

Ouch! Nice block there! Treeman Mighty Oak puts lineman Tokbrain Rumblebelly out for this game and the next one with that crushing swipe of his mighty arm.

The Lingers are forming a drive on the right flank now, treemen Deeproot and The larch clearing the way of orcs as they go.

The halflings are passing the ball forward between them with grace. One could almost think their coach was used to coaching Elfs, if one did not know better.

Here comes a counterattack from the orcs, its lineman Slackbladder Punt who crashes forward, and Fritz Softfoot can´t scramble out of the way quicky enough and he goes down. Hard. My oh my. He looks seriously hurt as the stadium staff drags him away off the pitch by the ears.

The orcs are comming at the halflings in force now.
The ballcarrier, Three Foot, tries to get out of the way and stumbles and get himself stunned in the bargaing. The ball comes loose. Who will get to it first?

Blitzer Gorbad Stuntypunty, swipes Imno Hobitt out of the way and picks it up.
The blitzer is joined by two teammates deep in the halfling side, and gets surrounded by atleast five pintsized opponents.

There is alot of scuffling going on down there. Gorbad lets out a mighty roar of; WAAAAGH!!! And he breaks from the pack, he`s going for it!

And afew steps on he gets tripped up and knocks himself out.

Now the ball is anyones.

Halfling Doren Surefoot picks it up. His teammates gather around him.

Blackorc Tailwort Headstompa throws a block at him and he loses the ball, it ends up with halfling Welsh Teabags.

He charges past the open ground around the middle of the field towards the Roadkills endzone.

In the halfling endzone, Imno Hobbit and Three Foot gangs up on lineman Slackbladder Punt put take him out of the game. The block is thrown and...
Slackbladder puts a brutal spiked elbow in the throat of Imno and his neck snaps like a twig. He will be remembered.

Black orc Krudd Facebasha and blitzer Kong Cagebusta just reach Welsh Teabags before the endzone to free him from the ball. One orc blitzer and one big burly black orc verus a tiny halfing. This won´t be pretty folks...

OH MY NUFFLE!!!

Kong tripps on a halfeaten candybar and gets seriously hurt, I doubt he will be playing the naxt match.

Welsh Teabags easily dodges past Krudd and into the endzone.

TOUCHDOWN!!!

Texas Roadkill 1 - 1 One Half Lingers

The crowds goes even wilder!!!

That the end of the game. What a game it was. Truly entertaining.

Im Howard Handpuppy, saying goodnight from Roadkill stadium, lower Unkton. ”