“Pulled upon tireless beasts, the Charioteers climb the mounts of Valhalla to the frozen fields of Broken Swords. There, the kings of norse are determined in the finale brawl of XFL norse!

A bonebreaking game for the gods to forever remember! Battle waged with mailed fists , leather n chain, and boots of steel! Hail Adams who divorces head from neck the one known as Hunk. A keepsake for the day of glory!

And to DeMaio and Master of the Wind, who's trick throw brought this day to overtime! Thy courage and prowess almost bore fruit.

But the nerves of steel of the Vi Kings wasn't lost. Mutilated and battered, they held the line and won it all! With the failed ball pickup, victory was theirs. All Hail the new Kings of Norse! Vi Kings 77ers!

DeMaio "Another great run in the XFL. Now, let us sacrifice and die for the chosen. Break loose from thy chains of flesh and ride into the night, and seek thy tombstone!"

Burn the road. ”