“Take a look at the casualties.

Look again!

The game started with my opponent blitzing me, and it was downhill from there. My playing was very unfocused. I did the most stupid moves - constantly.
The dwarves easily scored two TDs. Their coach must have wondered what kind of moron he was playing against.
Then all of a sudden things changed. I managed to find an open player with my thrower and scored my first TD at the end of the first half.

The second half started out with me blitzing the dwarves. Seeing where the ball would land I ran towards that area with all (six or seven) players. I was smiling at this point, because the dwarves had setup for an attack on the other side of the field. Then, of course, the ball bounced out of bounds and the touchback was given to a player far away from my tiny huddle of brave men. At first things looked dark, but I made a quick scan of the area and realised that my finest player, Jum Bum Ju-Vee, actually could blitz his ball carrier, and even get help doing so (I love my catchers). The blitz was carried out successfully and Jum Bum got the ball, covered by Blues Dickinson (I think). My opponent hurried to post defenders around my two catchers. Dickinson got the crap kicked out of him, but Jum Bum escaped with the ball and scored the second TD - to everyone's surprise.

My opponent played well and deserved to win.

I don't look forward to my next game. 6 players short...”