“Our gobbos are up vs Son-of-Dorn's stronger humans. Our 2 handicaps are doom n gloom and palmed coin, which won't help much. Both teams have a few players missing, and their star thrower's niggle flaring up means they will have just 10 for the match.

We receive thanks to the palmed coin and start the chainsaw first time. Between the saw, our DPs, and our trolls we smack the poor humans all around the pitch, reducing them to just 3 players on-pitch by the time we score on turn 8. With 2 humans seriously injured including their own DP they have just 8 for the 2nd half, though thankfully (for them) Nobbla has been sent off!

With players missing and repeatedly being unlucky with their pickup rolls we soon have the 2nd half under control and they are reduced to going for fouls to get rid of some gobbos- a bad idea with us having a DP available and the ref's eye removed from us. We score to make it 2-0 on turn 5 and with just a handful of humans left on the pitch they can't score in their final turns.

Cheers for the game Son-of-Dorn and good luck with the humies :)”