“Crunch time for the Vermin Casualties, taking on high-flying Doug's Diggers.

In a reunion game for the Offord Invitational, a tournament thought long dead, Repkar Swifttail showed he still has the "right stuff", scoring two. Thrower Giblak Hurlum, having finally accepted the captaincy despite earlier clouds over his name, threw some crazy bombs, driving the crowd into a cheering frenzy.

In this exhibition game for the Ratfink, the Casualties' new big guy proved utterly ineffective. Doug's doughty dwarves had his number. Krispin Braveclaw was also noteworthy for an impressive fall trying to "go for it" - he knocked himself out.

Musing over another pile of bodies in the injury box, Head Coach Augustus Sneer cackled and started counting the gate receipts. Easily enough to hire some more cannon fodder. The wins are mounting up, and VC will accept nothing less than a tournament victory!”