“Someone spliked the OJ on this one. Gottenheim Rejektz' opening match was, as expected by sport connaisseurs worldwide, a resounding defeat. The result could have been much more dilated had the dark elves not been enjoying themselves so much pounding away at the little (and big guys).
Not that the Rejektz needed the help: their drunken shenanigans cost them several KO's and even a few permanent injuries. The trolls need a lot more practice in Goblin Sports, and the goblins themselves... need to lay off the booze in order to keep them on their own two feet.

Worthy of note is a play in the final quarter, where through a series of passes, handoffs and even a successful (!) throw team-mate, Squiggit got loose with the ball. All that was needed was a single dodge to score the touchdown, but I guess the drunkeness and being so close to the sidelines was too much for Squiggit, who promptly dropped the ball and went for a drink. Who needs fame when you've got a drinking problem?”