“Things are looking up for the Rejektz! Well, maybe not up, but at least they scored one this time. This game the team showed up sober, so dodging actually went rather well. Their defensive coach had also been working overtime, and apparently memorized "It's all in the reflexes" offensive playbook, resulting in two consecutive Perfect Defense setups in the first half! The goblins even took up the lead in the score, by taking advantage of the hobgoblins' failed attempts at picking up the ball.

The larger cousins' greater size, though, ended up deciding the outcome of the match. While the Chaos Dwarf mostly stood around spouting obscenities and kicking the unfortunate and underpaid goblins into the ground, the Bull Centaur ran around menacingly, and the hobgoblins themselves reduced the opposing team numbers to low single digits. By the second half, the chaos team completely ruled the field.

Worthy of note is the Rejektz' Apothecary, who after being told not to mind two players' niggling injuries, went to the bar. Unfortunately, this meant that no one found him when late in the second half Slinky made the acquaintance of the lower end of a hobgoblin's spiked boot. He shall be missed.

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In related news, the Gottenheim Rejektz, after another astounding match, have opened a free-for-all tryout. Any who wish to join the team are welcome to come and see their athletic skills challenged by stone trolls.”