“The match commenced in driving rain, the skaven exchanging their armour for voluminous dufflecoats to avoid looking like the eponymous drowned rats.
The match started at pace, the rats tossing the ball around between them, to score in the second turn. The elves came back at the skaven, putting a couple into the KO'd box and reaching scant metres from their oppo's touchline. Skittering in the downpour, blitzer Witterslee made a desperate last-ditch tackle, forcing the elf to drop the ball.
In came the gutterrunners, swooping down to pick up the fumble. One pass later, the skaven skaven scuttle into the elven TD zone.
Determined to start the second half in better form, the elves decide to slip on an extra set of 'ratbuster' (TM) gloves and set about their opponents. Fur, whiskers and tails are tweaked, pulled and yanked as the elves force their way to a TD.
On the restart, the elves' fans decided to take the game in hand, lobbing a rock at the skaven star gutterrunner and KO-ing him. However, the presence of one gutter runner was enough to score a 3rd TD.
The sun came out on a thrilling climax, the elves sneaking some cans of 'ratoff' onto the pitch. Skaven were felled with aplomb and, with seconds ticking down, the elves put together a TD play to end the game on 3-2.
Good game, played in the spirit of all-girl mud wrestling. A bit of fighting and some real highlights...”
“Six-Foot Rule won by more than six feet today. Archevol's insane fearless gutter runners ran around, through and even over the terrified elves. The elves were so scared that they kept slapping the nasty looking skaven away (the are really scared of rats) and were able to out injure the opponet. However victory was beyond the poor elves hands.
As such they run home to their Mothers, cry and hope she scares the boggie-man Rats away.
Thanks for the game tons of fun, rematch anytime.”
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The match started at pace, the rats tossing the ball around between them, to score in the second turn. The elves came back at the skaven, putting a couple into the KO'd box and reaching scant metres from their oppo's touchline. Skittering in the downpour, blitzer Witterslee made a desperate last-ditch tackle, forcing the elf to drop the ball.
In came the gutterrunners, swooping down to pick up the fumble. One pass later, the skaven skaven scuttle into the elven TD zone.
Determined to start the second half in better form, the elves decide to slip on an extra set of 'ratbuster' (TM) gloves and set about their opponents. Fur, whiskers and tails are tweaked, pulled and yanked as the elves force their way to a TD.
On the restart, the elves' fans decided to take the game in hand, lobbing a rock at the skaven star gutterrunner and KO-ing him. However, the presence of one gutter runner was enough to score a 3rd TD.
The sun came out on a thrilling climax, the elves sneaking some cans of 'ratoff' onto the pitch. Skaven were felled with aplomb and, with seconds ticking down, the elves put together a TD play to end the game on 3-2.
Good game, played in the spirit of all-girl mud wrestling. A bit of fighting and some real highlights...”