“Dem stuntees furst gib de runs to de biggust black orc on de squad. Rice and squig diet fur dat one fix 'im right up fur da next clomp ... err ... game on de pitch.
Den, dem stunties start bashin' 'eads like dem greenskins! Skah, dis unacceptuble. Da boys gunna be runnin' laps fur dis one.
De only highlight ob dis disgraceful tie wuz clompin' dat 'lil Lula da Silva hard. So hard 'iz head fell clean off. Dat a good one!
“Kondor crossed the pitch and shook hands with coach Cockoo. This was a match that was enjoyed by the fans despite the lack of blood, and the obvious lack of scoring. That became clear with the increase of fans at the end of the match.
Nuffle too enjoyed this match and stirred the sticks early. The first half saw orc after orc carried to the bench from which many did not return. Quick moves by the dwarfs saw the orc drive stall when Lula da Silva successfully reached the ball carrier. As the first half closed, Kondor was pleased with the standings. Orcs on the bench, and ready to receive the ball with no score to this point in the match.
The second half saw a quality drive by the dwarfs who pushed deep into orc territory. Most of the orcs seemed sealed off from Lula who scurried down the sideline. Then one blitzer shook loose and moved into position to stall the drive. The chance of stopping the dwarf was slim, but Nuffle is fickle. His choice was clear there would be no victor this day.
No victor, but Lula was clearly the loser. The lone clear casualty of the game came from the assassination by Gl'mar. For the second time in four matches a woodbee assassin dropped the boom on the Brazilian President. Many would say he had been brain dead for years. This time his heart clearly stopped and the Apothecary that had saved him earlier in the match failed this time.
Even now though, rumors persist that this was no more than double employed by the Brazilian Secret Service. That only time will tell.
Nice game Cuckoo. I might just get you next time.
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Skill gained - Karl Marx - Mighty Blow
Purchased replacement for Lula”
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Den, dem stunties start bashin' 'eads like dem greenskins! Skah, dis unacceptuble. Da boys gunna be runnin' laps fur dis one.
De only highlight ob dis disgraceful tie wuz clompin' dat 'lil Lula da Silva hard. So hard 'iz head fell clean off. Dat a good one!
Gunna git dem stunties soon ...”