“Behold, vagabond brothers of hate, the fields of glory and pain! Let the sound of fist and skull ring to the highest stands! Bloodbowl has come to thy town!

Hail to DeMaio who waylays a civilized human into the hospital! Show the world that man is an animal! And a vicious one he is! Then score for the cheers of 90,000 rabid fans! Hail to you who follow the chariots of brass and steel!

And to Meechie Herman who catches the finale pass and scores to win it all! Our victory lies within your grasp! Parade high upon thy throne of wheels, and lay low the hearts of those who oppose thee!

DeMaio "Be still flesh of Adams and William! Thy bones crunched under the fierce power of Cruzaders, but thy spirits bring waste to the lands of Hades in a horrid frenzied path of war! Even as I eat this leg of lamb before me and gaze into the bonfires of victory...I can still here thy warcries upon the battlefields all the way down the road to Hell!" ”