“Our dark elves face Moesis' chaos who have a full roster and a nice spread of skills throughout the team. Looks like a tough one. We get one handicap, I AM THE GREATEST which sees a chaos warrior and a (spare) DP refuse to play at once.. not the most helpful to begin with but if we remove a few players it could help.

We start well, receiving first and then KO'ing a beastman and gang fouling another into the BH box. They respond with their own DP but only restun our elf while getting sent off! The two teams trade KOs and we move the ball forwards, until on a nice turn we manage to KILL a chaos warrior with a DP foul (apo fail), eject a beastman and KO another beastman while running the ball through. The chaos coach is so demoralized he refuses to stand up or move any of his players, just handing us the turn. We score immediately as they will only have 8 so we'll have a chance of another this half.

The chaos coach has clearly decided our dark elves are way too tough and nasty for him as his team bunches up, trying not to get hurt. When they try and pass for SPPs and the ball bounces out of their scrum, we're able to grab it and then make it 2-0!

Come the 2nd half there's 9 chaos vs 11 elves on the pitch, with their DP stuck in the reserves due to the handicap. They quickly niggle a block-lineelf, though our apo saves, and in return we knock over and gang foul a chaos warrior into their BH box, giving us an even better numbers advantage. But the chaos don't give up and push through with a few beastmen and the ball- and it's only good dodging that lets us blitz him over and recover the ball! They counter blitz but the crowd throws the ball down towards the chaos endzone, so we're able to first throw a beastman into the crowd (where he's KILLed!) and then grab the ball and make it 3-0 for the darkies!

Only a couple turns left but now just 6 chaos can come out (their DP STILL refusing to play!) so we're able to charge forwards while they bash our sacrificial elves on the LOS, but we fail our last pass attempt to make it 4-0.

Good game Moesis and don't give up, things will turn around!”